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Don't Touch Me Peasant

Don't Touch Me Peasant

Dandy Shark

Regular price $10.99
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Introducing the 'Don't Touch Me Peasant' baby onesie! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘‘

Perfect for your little prince or princess. This onesie combines comfort, humor, and style in one. Made with 100% soft cotton, it ensures your baby's comfort throughout the day.๐Ÿผ๐Ÿงธ

Here's why you'll love it:

  • ๐ŸŽญ Hilarious design that's sure to get laughs
  • ๐ŸŒฑ Hypoallergenic material for sensitive skin
  • ๐ŸŽ Makes a perfect baby shower gift

Show off your baby's royal side with this adorable onesie. Order now and let the world know who's boss! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’–

Materials & Care

-100% cotton rib Gerberย Onesiesยฎ

- Comfortable fit with expandable lap neckline

- Fast and easy changing with snap closure

- Wash inside out

- Machine wash, tumble dry

Size Chart

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โ”‚ 0-3M โ”‚  6-12 lbs. โ”‚ 21-24 in. โ”‚
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โ”‚ 3-6M โ”‚ 12-16 lbs. โ”‚ 24-26 in. โ”‚
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โ”‚ 6-9M โ”‚ 16-20 lbs. โ”‚ 26-28 in. โ”‚
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โ”‚ 12M  โ”‚ 20-24 lbs. โ”‚ 28-30 in. โ”‚
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โ”‚ 18M  โ”‚ 24-28 lbs. โ”‚ 30-32 in. โ”‚
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Shipping & Returns

- Most orders are shipped the next business day.

- Orders can takes 3-5 days to deliver

- Orders over $35 receive free shipping within ths U.S.

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